Track: Surfin'Bird
Artist: Sodom
Album: M-16
Plays: 197

blasphemousnyan:

I will always fucking love this.

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

princessmeg182 replied to your post “princessmeg182 replied to your post “princessmeg182 replied to your…”

Yeah, well, according to your other post I’m pretty fucked. I’ll just lock the door and hope that’s enough.

aren’t we all?

good luck.

princessmeg182 replied to your post “princessmeg182 replied to your post “The Pard - explained” Are you an…”

You know, the other day I thought I heard a cat in heat going round the neighbourhood. MAYBE IT WAS ONE OF THEM.

COULD BE!

stay safe.

wolfofcasterlyrock replied to your post “The Pard - explained”

Gabe. Gabe wat r u doing.

speaking the truth.

princessmeg182 replied to your post “princessmeg182 replied to your post “The Pard - explained” Are you an…”

And how can I defend myself? Do I shoot it? Throw holy water at it? Do I… KILL IT WITH INDIFFERENCE?

Only a good christian, free of sin and vice, may save themselves from the snares and wickedness of the Pard. For the Pard is Antichrist, and nests in the hearts of the unfaithful. Amen. 

princessmeg182 replied to your post “The Pard - explained”

Are you an actual pard or are you just supporting their cause, whatever that may be?

IM TRYING TO EDUCATE THE PUBLIC TO STAY ON YOUR TOES!

THE PARD IS FULL OF LUSTFULL ADULTEROUS RAGE

BE WARNED

BE PREPARED 

theonngreyjoy replied to your post “theonngreyjoy replied to your post “theonngreyjoy replied to your post…”

it just looks like it needs to pee

….is that what you look like when you need to pee?

theonngreyjoy replied to your post “theonngreyjoy replied to your post “The Pard - explained” UGH NOT…”

it’s just baby cats jeez

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DEALING WITH

LOOK AT IT’S DEVIANT EYES!!! REPLETE WITH MALIGN AND ADULTEROUS INTENT

image

theonngreyjoy replied to your post “The Pard - explained”

UGH NOT THIS EVIL CAT AGAIN

How dare you scoff at the ignoble pard?! THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

The Pard - explained

The Pard is a beast to be feared. Make no mistake: they are very real. The worlds governments and scientists have combined their forces to cover up it’s existence. Their cunning tactic has been to write off old accounts of it as the superstitions foolish people from the past. 

The Pard’s existence poses a danger to their hold on power, money, and the functionality of zoos. EDUCATE YOURSELF!

No photographic evidence has been released to the public, and it’s current territory is unkown. It could be living in your on backyard!

HERE ARE THE ONLY SURVIVING IMAGES OF THE PARD:

From the Ashmole Bestiary (early 13th, Oxford)

and the Aberdeen Bestiary (12th century, Aberdeen)

NOW FOR THE INFO:

Wikipedia will give you this for the Pard:

Pard is an animal from Medieval bestiaries. They were felines with spotted coats, and were extremely fast (reminiscent of a cheetah). They were believed to mate with lions to produce leopards.[1]

etymology:

Middle English parde, from Old French, from Latin pardus, from Greek pardos, probably of Iranian origin; akin to Sogdian purdhank.[2] andPersian پلنگ Palang.”

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO EDUCATE THE PUBLIC!

Luckily we still have the medieval sources of knowledge. Translated into modern english by The Folio Society: